Top ten lines that let you know you're dealing with some real bullshit.
Please feel to add to the list:
10. A study was conducted that shows...
9. If you sign today I am able to offer you...
8. If it saves one life, then isn't it worth it ? alt: ..it's for the children..
7. Could you use more money and free free time ?
6. All I'm saying is....
5. Today, the White House office issued this statement...
4. Have you accepted Jesus as your personal savior ?
3. I can assure you this is not a sales call, this is a marketing research call.
2. Hello this is Comcast...all our lines are busy..please hold the line.
1. You have a second ? I only have ONE question....
When Flick says to me, in the course of a conversation or when offering advice, "Can I be honest with you here.?"
ReplyDeleteThis implies that he has never been honest to me in the past.
Alright Flick, now you got me thinking here: I was in Turkey Hill the other day, I splurged on a half gallon of Ice Cream. I go to the check out it cost me something like $3.50. The cashier says for only a $1.50 more you can get another half gallon. I said no thanks, I only need this one. The cashier continues, well its a really good deal, I say to her; "I can see YOU have been taking full advantage of this deal." "Im not interested, I say!!!" Flick is this a deal you would be interested in?
ReplyDeleteLet's get something straight here.
ReplyDeleteI ask the questions and you give the answers.
Any other way, it doesn't work.
Mmmmmm, ice creammmmmmm.
Flick.
ReplyDeleteyou need to teach some poker...so I can get my swerve on in Vegas.
ASAP.