On Christmas morning my mother in law just asked me to help her take the turkey out of the oven.
I picked it up and turkey grease poured out of the side, onto my left ass cheek and down the left leg of my pajamas.
I threw the turkey down and in a panic ripped
off my pajamas. I then ran a full lap of the kitchen naked, howling in
pain, trying to swat the grease off with my left hand and cupping my
package as best I could in modesty with the right.
As I ran up the stairs, I heard my son wander into the scene and ask my daughter, " what happened to Dad, did he burn his dick ?"
That's a far cry from, " god bless us everyone "
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