Thursday, January 05, 2006

reality tv

I'm going to make audition tapes for the Apprentice and for Survivor. Should anyone have any suggestions on what might catch the producer's eye, please forward them to me.

The best thing I've come up with so far is to fake being a gay deaf mute.

Also, poker at my house the second and fourth Saturdays of the month. If you're interested in playing, email me.

1 comment:

Burt Friggin' Hoovis said...

If you're trying to talk to him when WSOP's on, none....!