Tuesday, February 07, 2006

chain letter

My brother just sent me a chain letter containing a poem.

If I forward it I'll receive good fortune. If I do not, I'll contract syphillus or something of the sort.

I am going to choose to risk it. But I firgured no good deed should go unpunished so I replied with the following message to my brother and to all the people he included in the original email.

Dear Mike,

Thanks for the message. Interestingly enough I too have been working on a poem:

Day and Night
White and Black
Send me another message like that
And I'll kick you in the nutsack

-Bill

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