Wednesday, June 20, 2007

sage advice

" Hey man I'm starting to get worried."

- why's that

" Because I'm drinking like 2-3 beers every night anymore."

- yeah...so ?

" So I went to take some ibuprofin today and I read on the bottle that if you consume 3 drinks of alcohol a day that you should consult a doctor before taking the medication. I think it must fuck up your liver or something....anyway, the point is I think I might have a drinking problem."

- drinking problem ? Nah. It sounds to me like you have an ibuprofin problem. My advice...take asprin.

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