Tuesday, October 11, 2005

We

I'd really like to get behind Penn State. Local team, good program, etc etc....

But I cannot stand the asshole Penn State fans i work with.

WE, WE, WE....... WE won on Saturday, WE'RE passing well......as if the motherfucker was out there snapping the ball and running back kickoffs. Where was all that WE when Penn State sucked ass the last couple of years.

And for cripesakes, unless you know the man personally, unless you've had dinner at his house, please stop referring to "JOE" as if you're banging his sister. "JOE did a great job on Saturday"...shut the fuck up.

So I can understand birds flying. I can understand fish swimming. I can understand animals and insects having legs. Obviously snakes make sense. But why aren't there any animals that roll ? In terms of efficiency, speed and protection an animal that could curl itself up in a ball and roll would kick ass. An armidillo comes close but it curls up only for protection...maybe that's because Texas is so damn flat. Someone should get a shitload of armadillos and take them up to West Virginia let em loose and see what happens after a while. I'm just saying that if you're on a hill and a predator comes along that curling up and rolling downhill is a prettyu quick and effective way of saving your ass.

1 comment:

Burt Friggin' Hoovis said...

Dude - you should stop smoking dope on your lunch break.