grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

A man's day should NEVER begin with the words " when you get up, can you give me a hand ? The toilet is clogged"

Not even a goddamn GOOD MORNING let alone a kiss on the cheek.

I'm fairly certian that I'm the only one in my house that realizes that you're suppose to take the paper off the toilet roll. I think the rest of them think that that cardboard roll is to stick you fingers in, wipe , then throw the whole roll in the shitter.

The World Series of Poker main event is shown on ESPN on Tuesday nights. I'm sure it will be rerun 1000 times this winter. If you haven't been watching you may want to catch it. It's the best season I've seen to date, there's some great drama. First of all, there's a guy with no arms....yeah, no arms. Last night a dude broke down crying, that was great...you could tell he KNEW that his king high flush was going to get trumped by an Ace high flush..but he could NOT help himself...he HAD to call, then he had a complete emotional meltdown...beautiful TV.

There's also a requisite asshole who screams and yells and jumps around like a monkey. Apparently he must really really stink because the management politely pulled him aside and asked him to watch his hygene. The casino was very subtle and no one knew...right up until the guy started screaming about it. Now if someone tells you that you smell you'd think you'd be a little embarassed....not this guy. He wanted to know where in the rules did it say that he couldn't stink !

About thirty seconds after the was on TV my phone rang. I said hello and heard my Uncle say " WHERE IN THE RULES DOES IT SAY THAT I CAN'T RUB DOGSHIT ALL OVER MY HEAD".

Does that kind of stuff really need to be in the rules ?