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I rode my bike last night in the training race and was so focused on not getting killed that I hadn't noticed I was sitting on the tip of my saddle and was wearing a hole through my nutsack.

Maybe that's an overstatement as I didn't fully breach the perimeter of the sackus nuttus but if my balls were my car tires I'd fail inspection for a lack of tread.

Yeah, bike racing is great.

If you like the previous post you'll like the first minute and a half of this.

The dude on the stilts fucks some people up.