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As proof that the brass at CBS suffers from manic-depression I offer as evidence this evening's holiday line-up.

We start the evening with an old standard - Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer. Burl Iveys....Yucon Cornelius....Hermy the elf who wants to be a dentist...a Christmas classis.

Once the kids have their heads filled with sugar-plums and such we move to adult hour with CBS's rip-off hybrid of CSI and JAG...one-upping both by adding a 4th letter for their very own NCIS.

Then, while FOX moves their republican right wing sensibilities to the news, CBS goes right to the heart of the remaining Godless audience with their soft porn standard Victoria Secret Fashion Show. GASP ! Imagine...the pleasure of seeing less skin than seen in most of the spam you deleted this morning, all in the convenience of one giant info-mertial ( replete with commercial breaks).

Yes that's right folks - animation, fornication, degregation...all in one solid three hour block. Now if they could figure out a way to mix all three shows together and threw in a midget, they'd be well on their way to catching up to the Spanish channel.