I think the chick at the gym is into gay porn...

...and by gay I mean man-on-man stuff.

That can be the only explanation for why she continues to give me a locker right next to the only other guy at the gym.

324 freakin lockers in the place and she keeps putting me right next to naked man.

And while we're on it, what ever happened to humility. Humility is good. At the very least its better than some dude standing there for 20 minutes telling me about, AND DEMONSTRATING, his new golf swing while in the nude. Put some damn underwear on man !

There's one guy in particular who has a giant package who I don't think I've ever seen actually work out. NO NO NO, check that....I can't ever remember him having clothes on. Ok dude, you've got a giant apple hanging from a rope...congrats...now put some pants on and go see the world.

Maybe I gotta switch gyms.

Enough of that.

I hooked my laptop up to my TV last night. Now I'm shopping for a stereo to hook up to the both of them. My hope is to be able to use musicmatch jukebox as well as Vongo or some other online movie service to be able to have a virtually unlimited catalogue of music and movies.

I figure that if I'm going to be a big fat fuck, I might as well go pro.

And for the record, I broke 210lbs on New Years Day.