bye bye love

At the time that Alberto Contador and Astana are supposed to be taking advantage of the publicity and value in winning the biggest bike race in the world, Lance steals the spotlight by redirecting all of that attention to an announcement that he is starting a new team.

Lance is the kind of girl who would wear white to someone else's wedding.

But today will be a day of reconning. Expect to see Contador helping Frank Schleck or Kloden move into third place, and watch Lance get bumped off the podium.

Plus there's no way that Lance can climb the Vonteaux quickly with Bob Roll's giant retarded head up his ass.