Monday, October 30, 2006

calling a spade a spade

Conversation while driving around the city hungover on Sunday morning.

B: Man I want some bacon. Where do you think that we can get some bacon around here.

R: Around here ? There only thing you're going to get in this neighborhood is a big plate of fucked in the ass.

B: Thats not going to work, I don't want a big plate of fucked in the ass, I want bacon.

R: What's the difference, it's all pork.

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