Me: "No I don't have my kid in T-ball. At 5 years old it's a waste of time. They stand around and stare at the grass, they don't understand the game, and its a waste of time that they could be using to actually have fun and exercise. It's kinda ridiculous if you think about it. Why do you ask ?"
Him: " Oh...ummmm...because I started coaching T-ball this year."
So much for casual conversation.