the horror the horror

last night....Ron's back....have a few beers to catch up.....have a few more beers...and wings... then eagles touchdown ice cream....wake up this morning....staff meeting....barely functional....so I make really really strong coffee....now sitting here.....beer, wings, ice cream, coffee....all building to a creshendo in my colon.....co-working in bathroom for a long long time...dying....my shit my pants....dying...can't hold...it.....oh god...