wedding weekend

Wedding is tomorrow and I just remembered that I'm supposed to give a toast of some sort.

The way I figure it people only remember really bad toasts and really really really good toasts. So all I have to do is avoid either of the above and I should be solidly forgetable.

The posted odds of me getting to the speech sober are about 3 to 1, so I think I'll go short and sweet. Best wishes, good luck, lots of kids, etc etc.

This has disaster written all over it.