Maurice Clarett

3 hand guns, a rifle, a machette, a bullet proof vest, and a half a bottle of vodka.

He was listening to a CD of rap songs made by prisioners.

And he plays football for a team called the Mahoning Valley Hitmen.

I hope he has a better lawyer than Floyd Landis, 'cause I don't think that the French have anything to do with this one.

And for those playing at home here is the official list

Floyd's Excuses Thus Far:
1. He has naturally high testosterone levels
2. He drank alcohol the night before
3. He received cortisone injections which may have contributed
4. He takes thyroid medication which may have contributed
5. It was a natural occurence in his "organism"
6. He was dehydrated
7. The test is unreliable
8. He unknowingly injested something
9. Lab tampering (an "agenda" of some kind)